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Wednesday, January 1st, 2020 11:21 pm
Okay, so here's the dealio...

Welcome to The LSA Archive Master Fic List. Hopefully this will make it easier for you to browse through your faves any time you like.

Word of warning: my stories are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I write blazing-hot, camera-does-NOT-pan-up fic, which is usually equal parts smut, fluff, crack, plot and character development. (With occasional interludes of science and ANGST! because... well... it's Who and Torchwood.) Every so often I'll feature guest authors and every so often I'll throw in an OT story from another fandom, but for the most part I'm a dyed-in-the-wool New Whovian. And, as a married bisexual (I have a husband and briefly we had a wife), I tend to write what I love to read. Expect a lot of slash, bisexuality, polyamory, kink, and other naughtiness. I also pride myself on my creativity when it comes to intimate encounters.

(And I have a crack-y and slightly sick sense of humour.)

I do try to keep things pretty well locked down in terms of "adults only" to remind my fen of this, but I occasionally get comments from poor unfortunate souls who ignore the warnings and then have to go through the rest of the work day with soaking knickers.

So WELCOME! I have been fortunate not only to stumble upon [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage, who might well be the awesome-est beta in the universe, but also to have a community of truly amazing fen, who dig the fics even if I'm passingly AWFUL about replying to reviews.

*waves*

So on with the show...

Fanfic Master List for Love!Slash!Angst! )
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Thursday, January 6th, 2011 11:02 pm
Story: Bored
Author: The If-I-Stick-My-Fingers-In-My-Ears-And-Go-LALALALALA-Will-All-The-Bad-Stuff-Go-Away? [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the buried-under-felines-because-it’s-COLD [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson
Rated: R for fluffy mature content, sexually suggestive thoughts and behaviour, language, references to drugs and drug use, mild med-fetishism. Also rated SC for “Serious Crack”.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just play with them for my (and your) amusement.
Spoilers: I pretty much assume that you’ve seen all three episodes of the new “Sherlock”. This is also unrelated to any of my other Sherlock fic.
Summary: Sherlock is bored. John proposes a solution. Literally.

Author's and Beta's Note:

"Happy Birthday, Sherlock, in all your incarnations. May you always get exactly the Watson you need most."

Bored )

Crossposted as usual to [profile] 221b_slash, [community profile] sherlockbbc
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Thursday, December 9th, 2010 11:33 pm
Story: Holmes-Breaking
Author: The I-Could-Have-Danced-All-Night [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the [insert-clever-quip-here] [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Harry (Harriet) Watson
Rated: NC-17 for mature content, sexually suggestive thoughts and behaviour, language, naughty stuff and mild boysex. Also rated SC for “Serious Crack”.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, I just play with them for my (and your) amusement.
Spoilers: I pretty much assume that you’ve seen all three episodes of the new “Sherlock”. This is also unrelated to any of my other Sherlock fic.
Summary: John has finally had enough, and decides to find out if you can teach a theoretically-post-adolescent feline new tricks.

Okay, so here’s the dealio...

OMG WIN! I got to dance [O sez: and dance, and dance, and OMG DANCE MOAR] all weekend, and before that, I hung with O and her family, which was a very pleasant way to spend Thanksgiving. There was costuming and millinery and DICKENS, oh my! I began this little crack-tastic piece on the plane out, and now I’m elaborating a little as only my slightly-unhinged mind can.

My grasp on reality is, of course, not helped by the fact that[Bad username or unknown identity: ”wordstrings”] has a new fic out, and it is God-Awesome. So if I’m a little madder than usual, thank her.

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

On with the show...

HOLMES-BREAKING )
Cross-posted to [community profile] sherlockbbc, [profile] 221b_slash
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Saturday, September 25th, 2010 02:19 am
Story: Getting the Message
Author: The OMG-I-can-has-new-fandom-love [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the contemplating-Anthea-in-the-bath [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Anthea, Mrs. Hudson, Sarah, Lestrade (mentioned in passing)
Rated: R for mature content, sexually suggestive thoughts and behaviour, language, and the foreplay for serious smut. Those who do not enjoy boysex need not apply and should avoid the third chapter. Yes, there will be a third chapter, because once the smut starts my camera does NOT pan up.
Disclaimer: Thank the Gods above and below that the new incarnation of the antisocial Consulting Detective is safely in the hands of Stephen Moffat and the BBC. If I owned him (which I don’t) there’s no telling what I’d do to, with, and for him.
Spoilers: I pretty much assume that you’ve seen all three episodes of the new “Sherlock”. If you haven’t, for goodness sake get your hands on them, for they are Made of Win. This is before “The Great Game”, because I want to see what Moffat does with the corner into which he’s painted himself.
Summary: Well-meaning but misguided attempts at matchmaking, via text-messaging.

Okay, so here’s the dealio...

THANK YOU!!! New fans and old, I’m glad y’all think this crew is as hot, funny, appealing, and interesting as I do. This is seriously, awesomely fun to write. And, as per usual, there’s no way I can keep it at only two chapters. So the smut will be in chapter 3, but all the juicy falling-in-love-as-dysfunctionally-as-possible stuff is here. I also wrote a lot more than I planned with Sarah, who turned out to be witty, snarky, and wise. Who knew?

On with the show...

Chapter 2: Negotiations )
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010 11:46 pm
Story: Getting the Message
Author: The “Oooh,-I-just-know-this-fandom-is-gonna-eat-me” [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the well-at-least-she’s-writing-again [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Anthea, Molly (mentioned in passing)
Rated: R+ for mature content, sexually suggestive thoughts and behaviour, and language.
Disclaimer: Thank the Gods above and below that the new incarnation of the antisocial Consulting Detective is safely in the hands of Stephen Moffat and the BBC. If I owned him (which I don’t) there’s no telling what I’d do to, with, and for him.
Spoilers: I pretty much assume that you’ve seen all three episodes of the new “Sherlock”. If you haven’t, for goodness sake get your hands on them, for they are Made of Win. This is before “The Great Game”, because I want to see what Moffat does with the corner into which he’s painted himself.
Summary: Well-meaning but misguided attempts at matchmaking, via text-messaging.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

I’m really trying not to get eaten by this fandom, but it may be inevitable. [O sez: MOO HA HA HA HA HA!!] And if O hadn’t said something about the text messaging fights, I wouldn’t have been tempted.

There will be a second chapter. It will involve my fave kind of camera-does-NOT-pan-up smut because… well… I’m shameless.

On with the show…

Chapter 1: Exchanges )
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Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 04:28 pm
1. With the posting of "Make it Work", LSA has finished her first bingo for the Kink-Bingo community. YAAAAYYYYY!!! O has had lots of awesome ideas, written a couple of drafts and lots of notes/convos with the Kitty, but has so far failed to finish anything. This is on par for usual levels of productivity.

2. We've also started archiving stories over on AO3: O approves of the format of the archive, and the relative ease of browsing & posting, and the fact that we're archiving stories somewhere besides the increasingly-weirdly-admin'ed Livejournal. LSA approves of anything that gets more screen-time, eyes and comments. :D We will continue to post here as the main fic journal, but O wants something a little more permanent-ish in addition.

3. More fic is coming, we swear. However, LSA is coping with a house move in her spare time, and O is coping with still more classes and SIX FERAL KITTENS that she rescued. (P.S. at least some of these guys are going to be VERY adoptable & sweet; anyone in the Bay Area in the market for an addition to their household? Save O from being a crazy cat lady...)
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Friday, July 23rd, 2010 11:47 am
Title: Make it Work
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Fandoms: RPF “Project Runway”
Pairings: Tim Gunn/high fashion, Tim Gunn/Seth Aaron Henderson
Kinks: Written for the kink_bingo prompt “cross-dressing”. Rated R for mature content, language, sexually-suggestive behaviour, slashy moments, and general UST. This one’s more nice than naughty.
Summary: Tim Gunn loves fashion. I mean REALLY loves fashion. Seth Aaron finds out and proposes a fashion challenge of his own. Can Tim walk the walk?

Author Notes: I usually don’t write RPFs, but my beloved Tim Gunn is so deliciously larger than life, and I love just about everything Seth Aaron makes. This is a pure crack!fic, and I would never intend any insult to the men themselves, both of whom I adore. Inspired in part by this suit, which is my favourite of Seth Aaron’s collection: http://images.nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2010/fall/main/newyork/womenrunway/projectrunwaysethaaron/images/2.jpg
Beta Notes: Project Runway and especially Tim Gunn make little red hearts pop out of my head, like a Tex Avery cartoon. While the Kitty and I have had discussions about the Seth Aaron collection's merits :D, there's no denying he has a marked and very individual design style, and the designer himself is CUTE as the DICKENS. And oh lord, don't they look elegant and sexy and HOT together...

Make it Work )
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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:58 pm
Story: Collared
Author: The the-dark-side-is-fun-and-I-like-porn-cookies [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the should-be-doing-her-homework [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Evil!Eleventh Doctor, Captain John Hart, Captain Jack Harkness, OMTA (Original Male Tentacled Alien).
Pairings Amy/Evil!Eleven. Amy/OMTA. Several others I’m definitely going to Hell for.
Rated: XXX for porn, porn, and more porn. Dub-con. Non-con. Slavery. BDSM. Alien!sex. Anal and vaginal plugs. Shock collars. Evil. And more evil. Oh, and lots of naughty words, some of them profanity. This is seriously me throwing in everything AND the kitchen sink. Camera does NOT pan up… like… ever.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, and they are profoundly glad I don’t. Did I mention I’m going to Hell for this?
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Sometime. Not sure. This is the sequel to “The Doctor Dances Darkly”, so we’re already AU as it is.
Summary: The Doctor is evil. Rory is dead. Amy is a nympho with a taste for dark sex. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. So it’s up to the Doctor to teach her a lesson she will NEVER forget. Written for the kink-bingo prompt "Bondage".

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

The sickness continues, now with slash. And the obligatory shower/bathing scene. No porn is complete without a shower/bathing scene.

On with the show…

Chapter 3 )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, and [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010 12:31 am
Title: Decorum
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes
Pairings: Holmes/Watson
Kinks: Written for the kink_bingo prompt “orgasm denial/control”. Rated NC17 overall for mature content, language, sexually-suggestive behaviour, masturbation, sex, slash, and Victorian euphemisms.

Summary: A gentleman knows how to behave in public. The only thing “stiff” should be his upper lip. Fortunately, Holmes is only a gentleman when it suits him.

LSA sez: "Thank god this fucking monstrosity is over. ;) But seriously: I haven't worked this hard since I read Acts V of all 37 of Shakespeare's plays. This was insane, but well worth it. I had to write as far outside my usual style as it's possible to get. And even then, O was correcting me literally SENTENCE BY SENTENCE. If I fail at the appropriate tone or style, it's her fault I apologize and plead that it was not through lack of effort. [O sez: No, that really would be my fault. :D] We will return you to my more usual fare of porn presently. Collared 3 is written, and I have at least two foursomes on the back burner. Thank you for your kind words and for your indulgence. I have been very pleased to have such support as I stretch my authorial wings a bit.

"And O had BETTER write some of the really hot fics she's proposing, because the images she has in mind are keeping me up nights.

"I will be somewhat incommunicado this weekend owing to my being at Convergence. I'll look forward to catching up Monday.

"And as a final note, I chose this story very specifically, because of the vulnerability Holmes demonstrates. I was intrigued to see our usually-bulletproof logician and detective so close to despair. And thought I might offer a less conventional explanation for it. ;)"

O sez: "Oh my god, I think I've given birth. And I've never had to depend so hard on my English Lit degree. Have I mentioned that I hate Victorian novelists, aside from Doyle and possibly Thackeray, with an ardent and fiery LIKE BURNING? That said, it's been a long slog (that y'all haven't seen) and a HUGE amount of fun to stretch like this. The chance to mimic one of my earliest masters has been exhilarating, and stressful, and LSA's seriously not kidding about the sentence-by-sentence editing. Only videos of JB speaking in scots brogue got us through at the punchy last.

"Also, we've decided that our canon pairing is Jude Law!Watson, and Basil Rathbone!Holmes. Because, think of the pretty. Or, you know, War of the Profiles."

For those of you who would like to follow along from Watson's official perspective, herewith The Adventure of the Norwood Builder.

On with the show...

You kiss me so fiercely that it has the edge of la petite mort. But there is no more release in your kiss than in your touch. Too soon, you tear your mouth from mine.

“Goodnight, Holmes,” you say.


Chapter 2 )
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Monday, June 28th, 2010 11:59 pm
Title: Decorum
Author: [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes
Pairings: Holmes/Watson
Kinks: Written for the kink_bingo prompt “orgasm denial/control”. Rated NC17 overall for mature content, language, sexually-suggestive behaviour, masturbation, sex, slash, and Victorian euphemisms.

Summary: A gentleman knows how to behave in public. The only thing “stiff” should be his upper lip. Fortunately, Holmes is only a gentleman when it suits him.

LSA sez: I’ve been meaning to slash these two forever and a day and haven’t done it yet. I’ve always been intrigued by Holmes. (Though honestly my fave incarnation of him has been as a teenager just coming into his abilities -- and his tragedy -- in YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES.) I’ve flirted with the fandom, but not followed closely. Then I saw Jude Law breathe life into what I’d dismissed as a boring and stodgy character, and Jane Turenne make it scorchingly hawt in her fics. I’ve been kicking around ideas. Kink_bingo just gives me an excuse.

O sez: And yet, I had to drag her into the literary canon. :D I've been reading Holmes since I was very young (I got the "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" probably around 7 or 8, and was utterly hooked.) So our discussion of the recent film consisted of LSA loving it (including the egregious Irene Adler), and me going "But but but but" a lot, till I found out she hadn't actually read canon. OHHHHHH. :D For someone who just picked up her Complete Edition (and is ripping through it like Calvin through a box of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs), she's really developed a fine ear for the language. :D

For those of you who would like to follow along from Watson's official perspective, herewith The Adventure of the Norwood Builder.

On with the show...

Decorum )
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Monday, June 28th, 2010 09:06 pm
but in the meantime, we would like to declare again:

WE LOVE THE BBC TIMES LIKE ELEVENTY JILLION.

Why?

Because they did SPOILER for those poor Americans still watching Who on BBCA )
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Saturday, June 26th, 2010 11:12 pm
Dear Stephen Moffat,

You have completely restored my faith, wrung my heart, had me at the edge of despair, and made me literally jump for joy. I will be able to watch this series again and again and again and marvel at how every episode fits. Every moment is part of the whole. Every plot was thought out completely. And no detail was wasted.

I want to be you when I grow up.

Thank you.

SINCERELY,

LoveSlashAngst

P.S.

I even forgive you for "The Vampires of Venice"

P.P.S

To my fen: if you haven't seen Doctor Who, Series 5, Episode 13 "The Big Bang", you won't understand what I'm talking about. Don't worry; you'll get there.

P.P.P.S.

Yes, there will be porn soon. O and I are in the beta/edit stages of the next one right now, with about 4 more in progress and "Collared" part 3 already written.

P.P.P.P.S

I'll be able to sleep well for the first time since RTD damn near blew up everything I loved. Thank you, Stephen Moffat. Thank you for restoring my faith.
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Monday, June 21st, 2010 11:48 pm
Title: Fulfillment
Author: The "OMGWTFBBQ Moffatt??"[livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the "Shut-up-I-can't-watch-till-Thursday"[livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond (adult), Eleventh Doctor, Rory.
Pairings: Eleventh Doctor/Rory/Amy
Kinks: Written to the kink_bingo prompt “double penetration”. Rated NC-17 for mature content, language, sexually suggestive behaviour, slash, sex, and a hint of loving BDSM.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, though I wish I did. They just keep getting more fun to play with.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Post “Amy’s Choice”. I am pointedly ignoring “The Hungry Earth” and “Cold Blood” for now. They do not exist. They have not happened.
Summary: By popular request. I’d planned on doing something like this anyway, but figured, why not combine my new fave OT3 with a kink_bingo prompt? Eleven’s been showing Rory how much fun teaming up on Amy can be. Amy’s up for another round. Sequel to Manual Instruction.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

I had a crappy day. I consoled myself with porn. What follows is (I hope) some of the cutest and fluffiest DP on the web.

On with the show…

Fulfillment )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Saturday, June 12th, 2010 10:02 pm
Story: Collared
Author: The enjoying-this-more-than-is-comfortable [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Co-Author: the welcome-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Evil!Eleventh Doctor, Captain John Hart, Captain Jack Harkness, OC, OAC (Original Alien Character).
Pairings Amy/Evil!Eleven. Amy/OC. Amy/OA (Original Alien).
Kinks: This chapter is written for the “drugs/aphrodisiacs” kink_bingo prompt. XXX for porn, porn, and more porn. Dub-con. Non-con. Slavery (voluntary and otherwise). BDSM. Alien!sex. Begging. Holding down. Forced sex. Abuse of orifices. Collar/leash-training. Electrical-play. Vaginal and anal plugs. Spanking. Evil. More evil. Profanity. And I’m pretty sure that if this section doesn’t make sure I’m going to Hell, the next instalment will.
WARNINGS: NON-CON. Lots of it. Human/alien!sex. Pain-play (implied and threatened). Seriously, folks, the first draft squicked my co-author, and y’all know how pervy O is.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, and they are profoundly glad I don’t. Did I mention I’m going to Hell for this? The “Sulamid” alien is still borrowed and revamped from Ceefax the Sane.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Sometime. Not sure when, but not sure it matters. This is the sequel to “The Doctor Dances Darkly”, so we’re already AU as it is.
Summary: The Doctor is evil. Rory is dead. Amy is a nympho with a taste for dark sex. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. So it’s up to the Doctor to teach her a lesson she will NEVER forget.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

Part 2 took me a little longer than planned, because the first attempt squicked O, the second draft wasn’t rough enough [O sez: Hey, I’m picky.], and then I had to rewrite again to get to the “Goldilocks” draft. (e.g. “just right”) Part 3 will prolly be similarly longer-than-I’d-intended in the drafting/beta-ing process, because it just gets kinkier and rougher from here. (Plus, I think it’s HIGH time Eleven got a taste of his own medicine.)

Part of what makes this hard is this is the farthest I’ve ever travelled outside my comfort zone when it comes to NonCon. (I usually have a solid “consent only” policy.) Also, please don’t mistake this for an Amy-hating fic. I don’t hate her even slightly. I actually love her most of all the recent Companions.

But you know what they say about hurting the ones you love…

One final warning before we begin. PLEASE stop reading if you squick at alien!sex or NonCon (i.e. rape!fic). The camera does not pan up, cut away, or flinch from anything that happens here.

On with the show…

Chapter 2 )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, and [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Friday, June 11th, 2010 11:56 pm
Story: Collared
Author: The enjoying-this-more-than-is-comfortable [personal profile] loveslashangst
Co-Author: the welcome-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Evil!Eleventh Doctor, Captain John Hart, Captain Jack Harkness, OC, OAC (Original Alien Character).
Pairings Amy/Evil!Eleven. Amy/OC. Amy/OA (Original Alien).
Kinks: This chapter is written for the “drugs/aphrodisiacs” kink_bingo prompt. XXX for porn, porn, and more porn. Dub-con. Non-con. Slavery (voluntary and otherwise). BDSM. Alien!sex. Begging. Holding down. Forced sex. Abuse of orifices. Collar/leash-training. Electrical-play. Vaginal and anal plugs. Spanking. Evil. More evil. Profanity. And I’m pretty sure that if this section doesn’t make sure I’m going to Hell, the next instalment will.
WARNINGS: NON-CON. Lots of it. Human/alien!sex. Pain-play (implied and threatened). Seriously, folks, the first draft squicked my co-author, and y’all know how pervy O is.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, and they are profoundly glad I don’t. Did I mention I’m going to Hell for this? The “Sulamid” alien is still borrowed and revamped from Ceefax the Sane.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Sometime. Not sure when, but not sure it matters. This is the sequel to “The Doctor Dances Darkly”, so we’re already AU as it is.
Summary: The Doctor is evil. Rory is dead. Amy is a nympho with a taste for dark sex. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. So it’s up to the Doctor to teach her a lesson she will NEVER forget.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

Part 2 took me a little longer than planned, because the first attempt squicked O, the second draft wasn’t rough enough [O sez: Hey, I’m picky.], and then I had to rewrite again to get to the “Goldilocks” draft. (e.g. “just right”) Part 3 will prolly be similarly longer-than-I’d-intended in the drafting/beta-ing process, because it just gets kinkier and rougher from here. (Plus, I think it’s HIGH time Eleven got a taste of his own medicine.)

Part of what makes this hard is this is the farthest I’ve ever travelled outside my comfort zone when it comes to NonCon. (I usually have a solid “consent only” policy.) Also, please don’t mistake this for an Amy-hating fic. I don’t hate her even slightly. I actually love her most of all the recent Companions.

But you know what they say about hurting the ones you love…

One final warning before we begin. PLEASE stop reading if you squick at alien!sex or NonCon (i.e. rape!fic). The camera does not pan up, cut away, or flinch from anything that happens here.

On with the show…

Chapter 2 )

Crossposted to [profile] eleven_amy, [community profile] elevenfic, and [profile] dont_wander_off
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 10:56 pm
Story: Collared
Author: The oh-my-goddess-I-did-not-just-write-this [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Co-Author: the welcome-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Evil!Eleventh Doctor, Captain John Hart, Captain Jack Harkness, OC.
Pairings Amy/Evil!Eleven. Amy/OC. Amy/OA (Original Alien).
Kinks: Written for the “Wild Card” kink_bingo prompt. XXX for porn, porn, and more porn. Dub-con. Non-con. Slavery (voluntary and otherwise). BDSM. Alien!sex. Evil. And more evil. Oh, and lots of profanity. Other things for which I’m going to Hell.
WARNINGS: NON-CON. Knife-play. (Not together.) Pain-play (mentioned).
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, and they are profoundly glad I don’t. Did I mention I’m going to Hell for this? The Sulamid is still borrowed and revamped from Ceefax the Sane.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Sometime. Not sure. This is the sequel to “The Doctor Dances Darkly”, so we’re already AU as it is.
Summary: The Doctor is evil. Rory is dead. Amy is a nympho with a taste for dark sex. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. So it’s up to the Doctor to teach her a lesson she will NEVER forget.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is the darkest thing I’ve ever written. For perspective, “The Doctor Dances Darkly” was a WARMUP to this. When TDDD was posted to the [livejournal.com profile] eleventy_kink meme, we got an inspirational request for a sequel from the kink's OP:

Despite the mind-fuckery Dark!Doctor has committed on Amy, part of her psyche isn't taking his domination completely seriously, making her rebel slightly, act out - go wandering off, for example.

To show her the danger of his actions, the Doctor takes her to a planet where he knows she'll wander off, and she promptly gets captured and sold as a slave.

She's at auction and thinks that the Doctor will bid on her, but he deliberately lets her get bought by someone else?

He rescues her eventually, but makes her live as his slave - collar, leash, gags, beatings, forced sex, the works - until she fully submits to him.

Bonus if by this point she loves it, and doesn't want the collar to come off, which is useful because he plans on keeping her on a leash permanently now.


We've taken the prompt and played with it. If you want to keep Eleven in your head as a sweet-yet-curmudgeonly professorial type, run FAR FAR away. If you don’t mind taking a blowtorch to anything even remotely canon, all in the name of porn that’s perverted (even for me/us), read on.

And consider yourselves warned.

On with the show…

Collared )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, and [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 10:56 pm
Story: Collared
Author: The oh-my-goddess-I-did-not-just-write-this [personal profile] loveslashangst
Co-Author: the welcome-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Evil!Eleventh Doctor, Captain John Hart, Captain Jack Harkness, OC.
Pairings Amy/Evil!Eleven. Amy/OC. Amy/OA (Original Alien).
Kinks: Written for the “Wild Card” kink_bingo prompt. XXX for porn, porn, and more porn. Dub-con. Non-con. Slavery (voluntary and otherwise). BDSM. Alien!sex. Evil. And more evil. Oh, and lots of profanity. Other things for which I’m going to Hell.
WARNINGS: NON-CON. Knife-play. (Not together.) Pain-play (mentioned).
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, and they are profoundly glad I don’t. Did I mention I’m going to Hell for this? The Sulamid is still borrowed and revamped from Ceefax the Sane.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Sometime. Not sure. This is the sequel to “The Doctor Dances Darkly”, so we’re already AU as it is.
Summary: The Doctor is evil. Rory is dead. Amy is a nympho with a taste for dark sex. Unfortunately, she keeps wandering off. So it’s up to the Doctor to teach her a lesson she will NEVER forget.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is the darkest and most violent thing I’ve ever written. For perspective, “The Doctor Dances Darkly” was a WARMUP to this. From the eleventy-kink meme post of that fic, we received the following inspirational request for a sequel:

Despite the mind-fuckery Dark!Doctor has committed on Amy, part of her psyche isn't taking his domination completely seriously, making her rebel slightly, act out - go wandering off, for example.

To show her the danger of his actions, the Doctor takes her to a planet where he knows she'll wander off, and she promptly gets captured and sold as a slave.

She's at auction and thinks that the Doctor will bid on her, but he deliberately lets her get bought by someone else?

He rescues her eventually, but makes her live as his slave - collar, leash, gags, beatings, forced sex, the works - until she fully submits to him.

Bonus if by this point she loves it, and doesn't want the collar to come off, which is useful because he plans on keeping her on a leash permanently now.


We've taken the prompt and played with it. If you want to keep Eleven in your head as a sweet-yet-curmudgeonly professorial type, run FAR FAR away. If you don’t mind taking a blowtorch to anything even remotely canon, all in the name of porn that’s perverted (even for me/us), read on.

And consider yourselves warned.

On with the show…

Collared )

Crossposted to [profile] eleven_amy, [community profile] elevenfic, and [profile] dont_wander_off
loveslashangst: (Captain John)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 12:05 am
By: [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Fandoms: Torchwood
Pairings: Captain John Hart/Agent Johnson
Kinks: Written to the kink_bingo prompt “bloodplay”, but rated XXX for mature content, language, sexually suggestive behaviour, use of knives and bladed weapons, violent sex, BDSM, some DubCon, and violence.
Title: On the Edge
Summary: Agent Johnson’s a ruthless bitch. Captain John Hart’s a kinky bastard. It’s a match made in heaven (or hell.) Takes place post “Children of Earth”.
Content Notes: Honestly, this is one of my fave pairings of all time: The Time Agency’s very own omnisexual violent top and UNIT’s cold-as-steel dominatrix. Few things are more fun than letting two unapologetic alpha wolves have at each other, literally and sexually.

On the Edge )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash, [livejournal.com profile] guns_n_poodles
loveslashangst: (Captain John)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 12:05 am
By: [personal profile] loveslashangst
Fandoms: Torchwood
Pairings: Captain John Hart/Agent Johnson
Kinks: Written to the kink_bingo prompt “bloodplay”, but rated XXX for mature content, language, sexually suggestive behaviour, use of knives and bladed weapons, violent sex, BDSM, some DubCon, and violence.
Title: On the Edge
Summary: Agent Johnson’s a ruthless bitch. Captain John Hart’s a kinky bastard. It’s a match made in heaven (or hell.) Takes place post “Children of Earth”.
Content Notes: Honestly, this is one of my fave pairings of all time: The Time Agency’s very own omnisexual violent top and UNIT’s cold-as-steel dominatrix. Few things are more fun than letting two unapologetic alpha wolves have at each other, literally and sexually.

On the Edge )

Crossposted to [profile] torchwoodslash, [profile] guns_n_poodles
loveslashangst: (Default)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 11:43 pm
By: [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Fandoms: Doctor Who (new), Ninth Doctor Era
Kinks: Written to the kink_bingo prompt “food”, but rated X for mature content, language, sexually suggestive behaviour, abuse of food (and a kitchen table), sex, and implied slash.
Title: Hungry
Summary: Nine’s gone off his feed. Only an act of mercy can help him find his appetite. Takes place a few days to a week after “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances”.
Pairings: Ninth Doctor/Nancy, Jack/Rose, Nine/Jack (implied), Nine/Rose (implied)
Content Notes: Food is awesome. Sharing food is sexy. And you have my awesome beta [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage to thank for this. I would never in a million billion years have thought of Nine/Nancy on my own.

Hungry )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] betterwiththree, [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction