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Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 12:17 am
Story: Manual Instruction
Author: The Happy-to-be-liking-Eleven-as-much-as-I-thought-I-would [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the *eyeroll*-okay-fine-just-write-it [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond (adult), Eleventh Doctor, Rory, TARDIS (implied).
Pairings Doctor/TARDIS (implied). Rory/Amy. Amy/Doctor. Some Rory/Doctor.
Rated: Seriously adult for language, mature content, masturbation, slash, and the start of quite a sexy threesome.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, though I wish I did. They just keep getting more fun to play with.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Post “Amy’s Choice”. I am pointedly ignoring “The Hungry Earth” and “Cold Blood” for now. They do not exist. They have not happened.
Summary: Now that Rory’s on board, Amy and the Doctor have some ‘splainin’ to do. Don’t worry though, I’m sure they’ll work things out. Eventually. Sequel to “Insomnia”.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

I was going to be good, but this just cracked my ass up. Then, [livejournal.com profile] tree00faery had a birthday and I offered her fic. She asked for a Rory/Amy/Eleven, so how could I refuse? As I thought more and more about it, it became slightly less cracky and a little more sweet. I’m now digging the Rory/Eleven vibe. Here’s hoping that y’all enjoy it as much as I did.

[livejournal.com profile] tree00faery, this one’s for you. Happy birthday from me and O.

On with the show…

Manual Instruction )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 09:59 pm
LSA and I have signed up for the latest round of kink_bingo over on Dreamwidth. Putting our cards here for reference, once received.

O's card: )

LSA's card: )
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 10:54 pm
Story: The Doctor Dances Darkly
Author: The okay-this-one-freaked-me-out [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the frantically-betaing-because-it's-way-overdue [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond/ Eleventh Doctor, Rory Williams, Rose Tyler (mentioned in passing), Mickey Smith (mentioned in passing), references to other canon characters.
Rated: XXX and then some for lots of naughty talk, foul language, mature content, character death, fisting, BDSM, rough sex, mind-fuck, dubcon, and pretty much anything else I could throw in. This is as dark as I’ve ever gotten in a fic, and I’ve been writing Captain John Hart smut for two years and counting.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 through “Amy’s Choice”. I wrote this before “Cold Blood” aired, so please don’t blame me for that one.
Summary: This is what Eleven would be like if he were evil, hated Rory, and would stop at nothing to fuck Amy. You have been warned.
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” to the prompt “Amy's dithering between Rory and the Doctor, and the Doctor is getting bored with the game she's playing. So he arranges for Rory to have an "accident". Amy needs a lot of comforting...”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is officially as close to rape!fic as I’ve ever come. It frightens me a bit how easy it was for me to turn Eleven’s absent-minded-yet-curmudgeonly sweetness into an unrepentant sexual sadist with sociopathic tendencies. If you want Dark!Doctor, this is your fic. If you want to keep Eleven sweet and hot, run far far away from this fic.

O had a hard time going back to my lighter fics after beta-ing this one, because it changed the way she looked at the new OT3 (Rory/Amy/Eleven) in general and Eleven in particular. [O sez: Well, not exactly. I actually like my fics and my sex much darker than LSA does. I now just keep waiting for Eleven to suddenly snap, which is its own kind of anticipatory fun. ]

I say again, consider yourselves warned.

On with the show…

The Doctor Dances Darkly )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 09:35 pm
Story: What She Asked For
Author: The really-enjoying-the-naughty-smut [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied)
Rated: XXX for language and graphic, gratuitous, and slightly kinky sex. I regret nothing, though this is a bit porn-ier than even my usual offerings.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC. Neither would Amy, for that matter.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I STILL think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: Amy’s Note To Self: “Never tempt the Doctor with naughty outfits unless you’re ready for the shag of a lifetime.” Sequel to “Asking For It”
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” as a sequel to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Amy teases the doctor by wandering around the TARDIS half-naked in an attempt to seduce him. It works.”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

I WAS gonna leave this at “Asking For It”, but I’ve never really understood the point of that much tease without some decent, hardcore action. I also wanted to rewrite my canon of what the Doctor’s man-parts are like. Some authors focus on his similarity to humans, which is fine and dandy. Me, I never forget that above all else, he’s an ALIEN, and should have some interesting stuff in his pants. I do, however, keep my assertion that -- once aroused and stimulated -- Time Lords really are the best shag in the universe.

On with the show…

What She Asked For )

Crossposted to [profile] eleven_amy, [community profile] elevenfic, [profile] the_11th_doctor, [profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 09:34 pm
Story: What She Asked For
Author: The really-enjoying-the-naughty-smut [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied)
Rated: XXX for language and graphic, gratuitous, and slightly kinky sex. I regret nothing, though this is a bit porn-ier than even my usual offerings.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC. Neither would Amy, for that matter.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I STILL think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: Amy’s Note To Self: “Never tempt the Doctor with naughty outfits unless you’re ready for the shag of a lifetime.” Sequel to “Asking For It”
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” as a sequel to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Amy teases the doctor by wandering around the TARDIS half-naked in an attempt to seduce him. It works.”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

I WAS gonna leave this at “Asking For It”, but I’ve never really understood the point of that much tease without some decent, hardcore action. I also wanted to rewrite my canon of what the Doctor’s man-parts are like. Some authors focus on his similarity to humans, which is fine and dandy. Me, I never forget that above all else, he’s an ALIEN, and should have some interesting stuff in his pants. I do, however, keep my assertion that -- once aroused and stimulated -- Time Lords really are the best shag in the universe.

On with the show…

What She Asked For )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 06:10 pm
Story: Asking For It
Author: The enjoying-this more than I should [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied), Captain Jack Harkness (mentioned in passing)
Rated: R+ for mature content, sexually suggestive behaviour, language, and one of my first uses of the “c” word in fic. The sequel is where the fun really begins.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I STILL think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: Eleven’s Note To Self: “Never say no to Amy Pond unless you want her to call your bluff.”
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Amy teases the doctor by wandering around the TARDIS half-naked in an attempt to seduce him. It works.”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is actually the one I wrote first. I was taking a break from Faithful (which I’ve been writing for about 2 years now) and the Torchwood universe, and trying my hand at something a little more sexy and dangerous. And the size limit was a challenge for me, as I always run long. So this is softcore porn, starring Amy Pond and Eleven. The hardcore porn is in the sequel.

On with the show…

Asking For It )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 06:10 pm
Story: Asking For It
Author: The enjoying-this more than I should [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied), Captain Jack Harkness (mentioned in passing)
Rated: R+ for mature content, sexually suggestive behaviour, language, and one of my first uses of the “c” word in fic. The sequel is where the fun really begins.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I STILL think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: Eleven’s Note To Self: “Never say no to Amy Pond unless you want her to call your bluff.”
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Amy teases the doctor by wandering around the TARDIS half-naked in an attempt to seduce him. It works.”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is actually the one I wrote first. I was taking a break from Faithful (which I’ve been writing for about 2 years now) and the Torchwood universe, and trying my hand at something a little more sexy and dangerous. And the size limit was a challenge for me, as I always run long. So this is softcore porn, starring Amy Pond and Eleven. The hardcore porn is in the sequel.

On with the show…

Asking For It )

Crossposted to [profile] eleven_amy, [community profile] elevenfic, [profile] the_11th_doctor, [profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 04:50 pm
Story: Kiss-O-Gram
Author: The trying-my-hand-at-a-new-thing [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied)
Rated: PG-13 for sexually suggestive behaviour. This one’s more nice than naughty.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: The Doctor didn’t know he’d ordered a Kiss-O-Gram.
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Kiss-O-Gram”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is entirely O’s fault. She’s the one who introduced me to the damn Meme, and it’s been monopolizing my time ever since.

On with the show…

“Kiss-O-Gram” )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor, [livejournal.com profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 30th, 2010 04:50 pm
Story: Kiss-O-Gram
Author: The trying-my-hand-at-a-new-thing [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the overworked-and-underpaid [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond, Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS (implied)
Rated: PG-13 for sexually suggestive behaviour. This one’s more nice than naughty.
Disclaimer: Even if such a thing were possible, I don’t think the Doctor would take kindly to being “owned” by anyone other than the BBC.
Spoilers: Everything Series 5 to “The Time of Angels”, mostly because I think River Song is Moffat’s own Mary Sue, and must be stopped.
Summary: The Doctor didn’t know he’d ordered a Kiss-O-Gram.
Original source: First posted on the “Eleven-Era Kink Meme” (http://community.livejournal.com/eleventy_kink/365.html ) to the prompt “Eleven/Amy, Kiss-O-Gram”

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is entirely O’s fault. She’s the one who introduced me to the damn Meme, and it’s been monopolizing my time ever since.

On with the show…

“Kiss-O-Gram” )

Crossposted to [profile] eleven_amy, [community profile] elevenfic, [profile] the_11th_doctor, [profile] dont_wander_off
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Sunday, May 16th, 2010 01:32 am
Story: Insomnia
Author: The Considerably-Less-Repressed [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the *happitails*i-haz-a-birthday-fic [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond (adult), Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS.
Pairings Doctor/TARDIS. TARDIS/Amy. Some Amy/Doctor.
Rated: Seriously adult for language, mature content, masturbation, sex, and kinky use of the TARDIS.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, though I wish I did.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Pre “The Time of Angels”, in part because I’m trying to be respectful to the Yanks who are stuck with BBC America’s schedule, and partly because River Song is really starting to annoy me. [O sez: Worst. MarySue. Ever.]
Summary: Amy can’t sleep. The TARDIS has needs. The Doctor has a rather serious case of ship-love. Voyeuristic smut ensues.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is a late Birthday-fic for O, finished in part because I want to write this odd OT3 while it’s still hot for me, and in part because it wouldn’t leave me alone. I tried REALLY hard not to ship Eleven/Amy, but try as I might, Eleven/TARDIS is just undeniable. (And frankly pretty hot.) Here’s to the old married couple, long may they reign.

On with the show…

Insomnia )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] eleven_amy, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic, [livejournal.com profile] the_11th_doctor
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Sunday, May 16th, 2010 01:32 am
Story: Insomnia
Author: The Considerably-Less-Repressed [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the *happitails*i-haz-a-birthday-fic [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Amy Pond (adult), Eleventh Doctor, TARDIS.
Pairings Doctor/TARDIS. TARDIS/Amy. Some Amy/Doctor.
Rated: Seriously adult for language, mature content, masturbation, sex, and kinky use of the TARDIS.
Disclaimer: I don’t own this lot, though I wish I did.
Spoilers: Series 5 Doctor Who. Pre “The Time of Angels”, in part because I’m trying to be respectful to the Yanks who are stuck with BBC America’s schedule, and partly because River Song is really starting to annoy me. [O sez: Worst. MarySue. Ever.]
Summary: Amy can’t sleep. The TARDIS has needs. The Doctor has a rather serious case of ship-love. Voyeuristic smut ensues.

Okay, so here’s the dealio…

This is a late Birthday-fic for O, finished in part because I want to write this odd OT3 while it’s still hot for me, and in part because it wouldn’t leave me alone. I tried REALLY hard not to ship Eleven/Amy, but try as I might, Eleven/TARDIS is just undeniable. (And frankly pretty hot.) Here’s to the old married couple, long may they reign.

On with the show…

Insomnia )
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 09:10 pm
Story: Remote Control
Author: The Cleaning-Out-Her-Half-Finished-Files [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the Doesn’t-Ship-These-Two-But-Along-For-The-Ride [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Owen Harper, Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones (implied), Gwen Cooper.
Rated: Adult for canon slash, language, implied slash and mature content.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys (and girl). Probably better that way.
Spoilers: Post “Countrycide” (S1 of TW). Otherwise, not much.
Summary: Drabble-ish for me. Written for a long-ago fic-prompt challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] the_tenzo's LJ, consisting of a line chosen at random from THE JOY OF SEX: "Gentle pressure, rhythm, sight and scent, and a knowledge of remote-control methods are all that are needed."



Okay, so here’s the dealio. I’ll try to have a draft of the Amy/Eleven/TARDIS to O tonight. We’ll see about getting it up before the weekend. Then back to 38. Then finish off Venezia. Hopefully, Moffat won’t break my heart on Saturday by doing something stupid with characters I’m really starting to love.

Meanwhile…

On with the show…

Remote Control )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 09:10 pm
Story: Remote Control
Author: The Cleaning-Out-Her-Half-Finished-Files [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the Doesn’t-Ship-These-Two-But-Along-For-The-Ride [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Owen Harper, Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones (implied), Gwen Cooper.
Rated: Adult for canon slash, language, implied slash and mature content.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys (and girl). Probably better that way.
Spoilers: Post “Countrycide” (S1 of TW). Otherwise, not much.
Summary: Drabble-ish for me. Written for a long-ago fic-prompt challenge over at [profile] the_tenzo's LJ, consisting of a line chosen at random from THE JOY OF SEX: "Gentle pressure, rhythm, sight and scent, and a knowledge of remote-control methods are all that are needed."



Okay, so here’s the dealio. I’ll try to have a draft of the Amy/Eleven/TARDIS to O tonight. We’ll see about getting it up before the weekend. Then back to 38. Then finish off Venezia. Hopefully, Moffat won’t break my heart on Saturday by doing something stupid with characters I’m really starting to love.

Meanwhile…

On with the show…

Remote Control )

Crossposted to [profile] torchwoodslash
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2010 11:23 pm
Story: Avremo Sempre Venezia
Author: the determined-to-find-better-and-brighter [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the freshly-birthdayed [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Rose Tyler, Tenth Doctor, Giacomo Casanova, and the gentleman behind Door #3.
Rated: Is there a category past NC-17? Naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY fun...
Disclaimer: Russell T Davies WISHES he'd thought of this plot.
Spoilers: Set sometime in Season 2 (Tennant!Season 1), but in the Dancing Lessons AU. Post DL Epilogue.
Summary: All they wanted to do was to find Jack...

Okay, so here's the dealio...

We’re back. It’s been too long since I left this foursome in coitus interruptus. Hadn’t planned on taking such a long sabbatical from this, but Things Happen. And after a polite poke from [livejournal.com profile] werefox61, I went back with O, re-read this, and really really loved it. It does need to be finished, and I need to figure out what to do with this OT3.

To complicate matters further, Eleven is a delightful chap. As I predicted, he’s a perfect balance of Nine’s intensity-with-a-side-of-lunacy and Ten’s loquacious-constant-motion-enthusiasm. And as if that weren’t enough to distract me from the OT3!ZOMG! that is Faithful, the bastard went and got himself a barely-legal ginger [O sez: SMART] Scot for a companion, so the temptation to jump into THAT world is really strong too.

*resists* Must... finish... half-done... projects. [O sez: Don’t believe her for a minute, she’s already talking Eleven/TARDIS/Amy.]

So here it is. So much fun that IRL the Husband came up with a new word: four-gy.

GRIN!

On with the show...

Love, in this summer night, do you recall
Midnight, and Venice, and those skies of June
Thick-sown with stars, when from the still lagoon
We glided noiseless through the dim canal?
A sense of some belated festival
Hung round us, and our own hearts beat in tune
With passionate memories that the young moon
Lit up on dome and tower and palace wall.
We dreamed what ghosts of vanished loves made part
Of that sweet light and trembling, amorous air.
I felt in those rich beams that kissed your hair,
Those breezes, warm with bygone lovers' sighs-
All the dead beauty of Venice in your eyes,
All the old loves of Venice in my heart.”


--“Night in Venice”, John Hay

Chapter 4: Brocade )

Crossposted to: [livejournal.com profile] time_and_chips, [livejournal.com profile] better_with_3, [livejournal.com profile] betterwiththree
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Monday, April 26th, 2010 11:32 pm
Hi all, O here with another fic-rec for you, to keep something up and going between chapter postings. NO, really, we are working on stuff; I have the fourth chapter of Venezia on my 'desk' in beta rev 3, and LSA has been contemplating music for Chapter 38 of Faithful, which means she's preparing for writing mode. We've also been tossing out some Eleven/Amy/TARDIS ideas, which are proving more porn-ily interesting as the new season creeps on apace; and I keep getting ankle-gnawing from a plotbunny we started a while ago, involving Ianto, Jack, cabaret, 30's jazz, and some gorgeous frocks. (that may or may not ever make an appearance, but it's proving to be a remarkably persistent little bunny that wants to be written.)

In the meantime, I ran across this fic from [livejournal.com profile] apiphile on Archive of Our Own, sent it to LSA, and we both think it's fantastic. Apiphile has a really excellent take on Ianto's dry wit, and Jack's occasionally-straying thought-processes. Oh yeah, and as authors, we find the kink seriously hot. :D So without further ado, go forth and read: Graphophilia. and as always, don't forget to leave comments for the author!
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Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 12:10 am
Story: Faithful
Author: The Don’t-Look-At-Me-I-Had-A-Finished-Draft-A-Week-Ago [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the finally-finished-with-finals [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Captain John Hart, Rhys Williams, Janet the Weevil, Bradwyn Kapo, & a cast of (literally) thousands.
Rated: Adult for slash, canon bisexuality, non-gratuitous drug use, language, violence, and lots and lots of sex (various pairings and kinds.)
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys (and girls), though if they saw what I write, they might wish I did.
Spoilers: Everything up to Children of Earth is fair game. But there IS no CoE. Hear us, Oh-SF-Dork-Who-Won’t-Admit-He-Messed-Up? NO CHILDREN OF EARTH! That said, the prologue to this takes place just after “Countrycide” and the rest of this is post S2. (Sorry, Owen and Tosh.)
Summary: AU. OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John Hart/Ianto. Captain Hart is back in town. The Weevils are acting weird. It might be the end of the world. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue.

Okay, so here's the dealio...

Toronto was good for me. I made lots of good connections and see it as a turning point. Not perfect, but the cast loved the script and I’ll be entering the Austin competition in June. Will also be writing a House spec, writing a 12-episode web-series, and the pilot for at least one of our original concepts. The husband is being a really cool writing partner and my boss loves me. My students just kicked ass in the latest Psychology project and I have new sets of hands to help me at school, so work is improving.

We’re also mid-bankruptcy, which is why you haven’t heard from me in FAR too long. Looking for a nice townhouse to move to, but it’ll mean moving out of the city, so that has its upside and its downside.

So even as parts of my life are going really well, other parts kinda suck.

Oh, and I love this fic and (of course) my fen. That is all.

(O sez: we’re pretending that it’s not been almost two months (*cries*) since any fic went up. LA LA LA LA, WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!)

On with the show...

“Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

“Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape”
(Diana Krall)

(In which Ianto is petulant, Jack is unapologetic, and John is the surprising voice of reason.)

CHAPTER 37: The First Ten )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash, [livejournal.com profile] guns_n_poodles
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Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 12:10 am
Story: Faithful
Author: The Don’t-Look-At-Me-I-Had-A-Finished-Draft-A-Week-Ago [personal profile] loveslashangst
Beta: the finally-finished-with-finals [personal profile] ophymirage
Characters: Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Captain John Hart, Rhys Williams, Janet the Weevil, Bradwyn Kapo, & a cast of (literally) thousands.
Rated: Adult for slash, canon bisexuality, non-gratuitous drug use, language, violence, and lots and lots of sex (various pairings and kinds.)
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys (and girls), though if they saw what I write, they might wish I did.
Spoilers: Everything up to Children of Earth is fair game. But there IS no CoE. Hear us, Oh-SF-Dork-Who-Won’t-Admit-He-Messed-Up? NO CHILDREN OF EARTH! That said, the prologue to this takes place just after “Countrycide” and the rest of this is post S2. (Sorry, Owen and Tosh.)
Summary: AU. OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John Hart/Ianto. Captain Hart is back in town. The Weevils are acting weird. It might be the end of the world. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue.

Okay, so here's the dealio...

Toronto was good for me. I made lots of good connections and see it as a turning point. Not perfect, but the cast loved the script and I’ll be entering the Austin competition in June. Will also be writing a House spec, writing a 12-episode web-series, and the pilot for at least one of our original concepts. The husband is being a really cool writing partner and my boss loves me. My students just kicked ass in the latest Psychology project and I have new sets of hands to help me at school, so work is improving.

We’re also mid-bankruptcy, which is why you haven’t heard from me in FAR too long. Looking for a nice townhouse to move to, but it’ll mean moving out of the city, so that has its upside and its downside.

So even as parts of my life are going really well, other parts kinda suck.

Oh, and I love this fic and (of course) my fen. That is all.

(O sez: we’re pretending that it’s not been almost two months (*cries*) since any fic went up. LA LA LA LA, WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!)

On with the show...

“Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

“Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape”
(Diana Krall)

(In which Ianto is petulant, Jack is unapologetic, and John is the surprising voice of reason.)

CHAPTER 37: The First Ten )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [community profile] jackxianto, [profile] torchwoodslash, [profile] guns_n_poodles
loveslashangst: (lick here)
Thursday, March 25th, 2010 11:26 pm
Story: Temporary
Author: The this-one-wouldn’t-leave-me-alone [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness/ Dr. Owen Harper, Ianto Jones (implied)
Rated: Adult for slash, canon bisexuality, language, and both explicit and implicit sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys (and girls), though if they saw what I write, they might wish I did.
Spoilers: Pre –S1. This is a prequel fic.
Summary: Owen and Jack’s relationship is often complex.

Okay, so here's the dealio...

More about various and sundry events in my life with the 17 pages of smut that constitute chapter 37 of Faithful. (We’ve got one more quick revision, then that’ll be up too.) In the meantime, this is for O, who reminded me of the deliciously violent UST between Owen and Jack. It’s a dysfunctionally functional relationship, and I wanted to play a little. This isn’t my usual smut, but I thought it’d be fun to play a little with a pairing (and a format) I’ve never explored.

On with the show...

“Temporary” )
loveslashangst: (emoIanto is pretty)
Thursday, February 18th, 2010 09:47 pm
because it made the two of us simultaneously LOLZ and utterly despair for tweens, particularly Kayla, the moron poor deluded fangirl author:

Taylor Lautner Fan Letter to Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight

I'm posting the full text of the letter, because y'all deserve to laugh and cry just as hard as we did. This is *unedited* totally from the site linked above. (You should go there after reading this, to read the comments.)


To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!




The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf  "The Wolf Man"



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OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

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TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!



Regards:  Kayla Patterson (kayla----@-----.com) Feel free to reply








O's comment: "As if I needed ANOTHER reason to hate Stephanie Meyer and all her works."
loveslashangst: (Double Trouble)
Sunday, January 31st, 2010 11:08 pm
Hi guys, O here on Love's behalf: she felt weird for some reason about writing this entry herself, so I'm doing it.

The short version: we pulled the COE fix a while ago (don't know if anyone noticed, but!), because she decided to write a full spec script for a competition that utilized the plot.

The good news is here, after the cut )