Fic, FAITHFUL, 17/33?: The Silent Treatment

Story: Faithful
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Beta: the made-of-win? ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, dire provocations, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would be no doubt who Jack came back for, Gwen would stick with the man who loves her, we'd have regular doses of Unexpected!John, and everyone would cheer the f*** up.
Spoilers: AU. If you haven't seen the first two series of Torchwood, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon, especially when it pisses me off. The PROLOGUE takes place right after "Countrycide" in series 1. The rest of the story, from Chapter 1 on, takes place about three weeks after "Exit Wounds", the end of Series 2.
Summary: Torchwood OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John/Ianto. The Rift is active, the Weevils are acting weird, and Captain John Hart is back in town. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue. I think there's a happily ever after in here somewhere, but until then, enjoy the insanity.
Companion fanart for this piece by the awesome love_jackianto can be found here!

"So here's the Dealio..."

"I'm almost halfway done with the script I started. This is a good thing. I'm enjoying the hell out of writing this story. This is also a good thing. I have a beta who is MADE OF WIN. This is yet another good thing. [*smiles and curtseys* - O] I have loving and supportive (and sometimes vociferous) fen. This is one of the best things of all.

"You want to know who's been nice to me? Just check out my "user info" page. but for a short list of all the awesome newbies and beloved veterans, I thought I'd do a little role call. Shout out to: bandgeek01, morning_promise, butterflyborn, phdelicious, erikssiren, nanfreak, jackorono, atheneunknown, justinej, nobleroman1, aikirange1, ig_nobleigh, thrace_adams, _miss_daisy_, dwolf34, trillianastra, ishouldntreally, shengirl, ladychi, the_summoning_d, nenya_kanadka, padawanpooh, vipersweb, hloke, cowgrrl, teiira, love_jackianto, avon_09, 42footprints, bassair, daftbunny, cherrysoup888, caedesdeo, alba17, addictedtowords, dragenphly, aspiringhuman.

"Anyone I missed? You're prolly on my friends list. If you're not, feel free to friend me, I'll friend you back.I suck at doing personal acknowledgements or anything even REMOTELY resembling return reviews right now. Please know it's not just boilerplate that I LOVE the lot of you. I do this for you as much as for me. You make it worthwhile."

"And if I keep going at this pace, this story will NOT be 33 chapters.

"*drumroll*

"Wait for it.

"I'm ballparking more like fifty. Believe it or not, I haven't even gotten STARTED yet.

"So enjoy this really long chapter with all my love. MelindaKitty"

On with the show...

Sorry for such a long song, but I just didn't have the heart to cut it, 'cause the lyrics fit so well. (Gotta love the Chairman of the Board.)

"When an irresistible force
such as you
Meets an old immovable object
like me
You can bet just as sure as you live
Somethin's gotta give
Somethin's gotta give
Somethin's gotta give

"When an irrepressible smile
such as yours
Warms an old implacable heart
such as mine
Don't say no, because I insist
Somewhere, somehow, someone's gotta be kissed

"So, en garde, who knows what the fates might have in store?
From their vast mysterious sky?
I'll try hard ignorin' those lips that I adore
But how long can anyone try?

"Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight it with all of our might
Chances are some heavenly star-spangled night
We'll find out just as sure as we live
Somethin's gotta give
Somethin's gotta give
Somethin's gotta give..."

(Frank Sinatra)

(In which Ianto is at a loss for words.)

( CHAPTER 17: The Silent Treatment )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to jackxianto, torchwoodslash

Fic, Dancing Lessons, 29/33: Cordax

Story: Dancing Lessons
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! melindakitty
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler;
Rated: Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, the best bubble-bath in relative dimensions, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would have been no parting of the ways, Rose would be happy and walking funny, and a love of tech isn't the only thing Nine and Jack would be sharing.
Spoilers: AU. If you haven't seen the first three series of Doctor Who, you may be spoilered. I like to mess with canon.
Summary: By popular request: OT3 Nine/Jack/Rose. One of Jack's exes is out for a bit of revenge. Can the Doctor and Rose figure a way to rescue him before he has to pay the piper? Watch for fancy footwork, a bit of intrigue, occasional plot, and a large excuse for love and smut.

Cordax: “A provocative, licentious, and often obscene dance of ancient Greek comedy.” (Quote blatantly taken verbatim from Wikipedia.)

(Nine likes to lead when he dances. Jack lends a hand. Rose surrenders... eventually.)


( CHAPTER 29: Cordax )

Crossposted to: time_and_chips, better_with_3

Fic, The Lady in the Fireplace, 26/32: COMING CLEAN, Part III

Story: The Lady in the Fireplace
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Reinette, King of France and (eventually) Ninth Doctor
Rated: Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, abuse of REALLY good champagne, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did, Rose would be more BadWolf and less Angst, Ten would post a sign on the door sayin' "If the TARDIS is a rockin', don't come a knockin'", and half of their adventures through time and space would consist of finding new and unusual places to have a juicy shag.
Spoilers: AU, DURING "The Girl in the Fireplace". If you haven't seen the first three series of Doctor Who, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon. And you have my word that -- despite how this starts -- I'm a passionate Rose/Ten shipper.
Summary: OTP Rose/Ten with a lot of interesting liaisons along the way. So what exactly DID Ten do in Versailles? This French farce will have love, drama, sex, and eventually as close to a happy ending as I can manage. Be forewarned, though, I may take you places that would make RTD's head explode.

On with the show:

(Nine and Ten dance to Billy Idol)

“So let's sink another drink
“'Cause it'll give me time to think
“If I had the chance
“I'd ask the world to dance
“And I'll be dancing with myself!”

(Because what self-respecting porn would be complete without a shower scene? ;) )

( CHAPTER XII: COMING CLEAN, Part III )

Link to All Previous Chapters

Crossposted to: time_and_chips