Updates, postings and placeholders, plus some geeky silliness.

Hi all, ophymirage here. The Kitty is down with a rather nasty virus, so the trying-to-be-regular Sunday night fic update is not happening till probably Tuesday. We're working on the next chapter of Ecstasy (it's partly roughed and partly beta'ed), but she's been instructed to get better and not exhaust herself. Send get-well wishes her way, because no smut till she's better! :)

In the meantime, I'd been digging through our chat archives looking for a particular conversation (still haven't found it, but that's beside the point), and came across this piece of dialogue. We agreed that it was funny enough to share with a wider audience. (Though our sense of funny leans toward the seriously geeky sometimes..)

( I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC. )

Which leads, tonight, to LoveSlashAngst's first commercial presentation (this is Da Kitty's fault for introducing me to Mac/PC commercials on YouTube):

Jack and John, *stroll onto white background/stage from opposite sides. John, casual, hands in pockets; Jack stands at military parade rest.*

John: "Hello, I'm a Mac."

Jack: "And I'm a PC."

Jack: "Still the most popular operating system out there. Used by over half the galaxy!"

John: *stares at Jack for a minute, then doubles over laughing.*

Jack: *glares at John* "Oh, ha ha ha, very funny." *waits for John to sober up*

John: *wheezing*, "No, give me a minute, I'll - AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jack and John *freeze*

Ianto: *strolls on screen in perfect Armani* "Actually, I'M the Mac. Windows PCs and Windows servers sometimes work together TOO well."

Ianto: "Take one down, and you can take them both out of action."

Ianto: "Excuse me a minute, I'll need to reboot these two."

Ianto, *kisses each one passionately, then walks off screen again, leaving both stunned and staring at each other*

Jack, "Did I miss something?"

*fade to black*