Fic, FAITHFUL, 22/50?: The Morning Coffee

Story: Faithful
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! melindakitty
Beta: the hard-laboring ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, Tarantino-style filmmaking, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would be no doubt who Jack came back for, Gwen would stick with the man who loves her, we'd have regular doses of Unexpected!John, and everyone would cheer the f*** up.
Spoilers: AU. If you haven't seen the first two series of Torchwood, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon, especially when it pisses me off. The PROLOGUE takes place right after "Countrycide" in series 1. The rest of the story, from Chapter 1 on, takes place about three weeks after "Exit Wounds", the end of Series 2.
Summary: Torchwood OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John/Ianto. The Rift is active, the Weevils are acting weird, and Captain John Hart is back in town. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue. I think there's a happily ever after in here somewhere, but until then, enjoy the insanity.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I did mention that FAITHFUL is intended to be smutty crack!fic, right?

Well...

This is why two Whovians should NOT be allowed access to Yahoo IM.

And here's the dealio....

After such a warm response to the previous chapter, O and I thought it might amuse you to know the current scoreboard for the first official Faithful Threesome:

13 had to retire (or just got out of) their bunks
7 "guh"
6 "wow"
2 "*dead*"
1 "thud"
And
27 happy fen

*happy* This is the reason I do so enjoy writing smut. May my work inspire as many happy thoughts, happy dreams, and happy IRL liaisons for you as it does for me. (No fictional characters could ever compare to the joy that is my real-life OT3, but a little fantasy never hurt anything.)

Though O does point out that if I only sent 13 of you to your bunks, I should consider it a challenge and try even harder next time. *wink* [That was a joke. Dear god, I think she's trying to kill me. - O]

But before we devolve into Plot and Crack for a little while (with occasional interludes of Smut and Angst), I wanted to give a quick shout out to my peeps. WELCOME to all my newbies and WELCOME BACK to all my beloved veterans:

minsock, vipersweb, halftime1030, captains_gal, nanfreak, thrace_adams, _miss_daisy_ , kelspots, hab318princess, 01flowerpot, cherry_soup888, 42footprints, dragenphly, doctor_addicted, ishouldntreally, sal101010, missthingsplace, justinej, alba17, frakkin_addict, aeron_lanart, buttermilkwaffl, lass_o_lamancha, addictdtowords, forest_choir, love_jackianto, trillianastra, ryo_girl, dameruth, emeryboard, mysterypoet66

And to everyone else who's commented on this or the other stuff on my LJ, THANK YOU! Please know how much you are appreciated! I and my guest authors write for the love, so thank you for all your love and support.

On with the show...

"The moment I saw her smile,
I
knew she was just my style.
My
Only regret
is
we've never met
for I dream of her all the while...

"How can I ignore
the girl next door,
I love her more
than I can say...

"[How] I just adore her
so I can't ignore her,
the girl
next
door."
(Frank Sinatra)
(Original version "The Boy Next Door", Judy Garland in MEET ME IN SAINT LOUIS)

(In which the Kapo is tempted, Janet is persuasive, Ianto's good to the last drop, Gwen percolates right on schedule, John enjoys cream in his coffee, and Jack brews up some trouble.)

( CHAPTER 22: The Morning Coffee )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to jackxianto, torchwoodslash