Fic, FAITHFUL, Ch. 31/60: The New Religion

Story: Faithful
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! loveslashangst
Beta: the should-be-doing-homework ophymirage
Characters: Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Captain John Hart, Rhys Williams, Janet the Weevil, Bradwyn Kapo, & a cast of (literally) thousands.
Rated: Adult for slash, canon bisexuality, religious sacrificial violence, language, and lots and lots of sex (various pairings and kinds.)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did, Torchwood 3 would be a much more crack-tastic place.
Spoilers: If you haven't seen the first two series of Torchwood, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon, especially when it pisses me off.
Summary: AU. OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John Hart/Ianto. Captain Hart is back in town. The Weevils are acting weird. It might be the end of the world. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue.

Okay, so here's the dealio...

Husband's in town. Plans are changing. Real life continues to kick my arse. Though, I still get credit for having the rough draft of this in on Monday -- it's just that Real Life has been kicking O's arse too, so we're late with the final. On the plus side, we've also been doing massive amounts of world building.

Thank you to all for patience and good wishes.

And as for "series 3" of Torchwood (aka "The 5 Episodes that Promise to COMPLETELY Screw Up My Fanon")?

For purposes of this fic, S3 doesn't exist. I'm sticking with my plans, no matter what evil they pull on me. This world is too much fun for me to play in. Hopefully, y'all will agree with me.

On with the show...

"Praise the Lord and swing into position
Can't afford to be a politician
Praise the Lord, we're all between perdition
And the deep blue sea

"Yes the sky pilot said it
Ya gotta give him credit
For a sonofagun of a gunner was he, shouting

"Praise the Lord, we're on a mighty mission
All aboard, we're not a-goin' fishin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free!"
(Frank Loesser)

(In which Rhys puts his back into it, Gwen puts up a fight, John gives grim consent, Jack is backup, the Weevils take a nap, the Kapo has a crisis of faith, Ianto reaches out, and Janet is the new Messiah.)

( CHAPTER 31: The New Religion )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to jackxianto, torchwoodslash, guns_n_poodles