FIC: The Lady in the Fireplace, 5/32

Story: The Lady in the Fireplace
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Reinette, King of France and (eventually) Ninth Doctor
Rated: oh, so Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, abuse of REALLY good champagne, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did, Rose would be more BadWolf and less Angst, Ten would post a sign on the door sayin' "If the TARDIS is a rockin', don't come a knockin'", and half of their adventures through time and space would consist of finding new and unusual places to have a juicy shag.
Spoilers: AU, DURING "The Girl in the Fireplace". If you haven't seen the first three series of Doctor Who, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon. And you have my word that -- despite how this starts -- I'm a passionate Rose/Ten shipper.
Summary: OTP Rose/Ten with a lot of interesting liaisons along the way. So what exactly DID Ten do in Versailles? This French farce will have love, drama, sex, and eventually as close to a happy ending as I can manage. Be forewarned, though, I may take you places that would make RTD's head explode.

In which the King finds out what Rose is made of, Reinette shows her a very different kind of mirror, and Mickey gets a decent snog.

(And I hope that set off your WTF meter to read,’cause it sure as hell set off mine to type.)

( CHAPTER III: COMING THROUGH, Part II )

CHAPTER ONE: COMING IN, Part I
CHAPTER ONE: COMING IN, Part II
CHAPTER TWO: COMING ABOUT
CHAPTER THREE: COMING THROUGH, Part I

Crossposted to time_and_chips

FIC: Dancing Lessons, 8/33

Story: Dancing Lessons
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler;
Rated: oh, so Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would have been no parting of the ways, Rose would be happy and walking funny, and a love of tech isn't the only thing Nine and Jack would be sharing.
Spoilers: AU. If you haven't seen the first three series of Doctor Who, you may be spoilered. I like to mess with canon.
Summary: By popular request: OT3 Nine/Jack/Rose. One of Jack's exes is out for a bit of revenge. Can the Doctor and Rose figure a way to rescue him before he has to pay the piper? Watch for fancy footwork, a bit of intrigue, occasional plot, and a large excuse for love and smut.

And now for the other half of my fav slash scene I've ever written. Is it just me, or are Nine and Jack too hawt and sweet for words?

Bachata: A dance of the common people of the Dominican Republic. Like American Blues music, the tunes composed to accompany this dance have its origins in low places and often describe bittersweet tales of heartbreak and sadness.

Oddly enough, this intimate dance was popular among soldiers.

[Nine and Jack share a slow dance and choose their partners for the next set.]

( CHAPTER EIGHT: BACHATA )

Crossposted to time_and_chips and better_with_3

FIC: Love!Slash!Angst!

Story: Love!Slash!Angst!
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Characters: Rose, Ten, Jack, Jackie, Mickey.. and a cast of THOUSANDS.
Rated: R for slash, bisexuality, immature ideas, catchphrases, loss of SAN, unlikely pairings, *flirt*ation, and a whole lot of stuff that’s just plain wrong.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, because I would have actually ALLOWED this to happen in canon, and then what would y'all have to write about?
Spoilers: None, really (except possibly my beta’s sanity levels..)
Summary: Subtitle: The Entire Whovian Fanfiction Archive, Cat Macro’d.

Never let Leda and me get silly on a trans-Atlantic phone call; things like this can happen. You will either laugh as hard as we did, look at me like I'm insane (which I am [she is. as her beta, I vouch for it. - O]) or both. Let the crack-tastic parody begin.

( Love!Slash!Angst! )

Cross-posted to torchwoodslash, time_and_chips, and better_with_3

FIC: Faithful, 5/33?

Story: Faithful
Author: Melinda Kitty melindakitty
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: oh, so Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would be no doubt who Jack came back for, Gwen would stick with the man who loves her, we'd have regular doses of Unexpected!John, and everyone would cheer the f*** up and stop being so angsty.
Spoilers: AU. If you haven't seen the first two series of Torchwood, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon, especially when it pisses me off. The PROLOGUE takes place right after "Countrycide" in series 1. The rest of the story, from Chapter 1 on, takes place about three weeks after "Exit Wounds", the end of Series 2.
Summary: Torchwood OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John/Ianto. The Rift is active, the Weevils are acting weird, and Captain John Hart is back in town. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue. I think there's a happily ever after in here somewhere, but until then, enjoy the insanity.

When I wrote this, I hadn't planned on Ianto/John having this kind of chemistry this quickly, but you know what they say about when the cat's away... GRIN. Let the games begin!

And yes, my betas are the best in the world. It's a fact.

"It's the wrong time
And the wrong place
Though your face is charming
It's the wrong face

"It's not his face
But such a charming face,
That it's all right with me."
(Cole Porter)

(In which Ianto makes the first overture and John makes the first move.)

( CHAPTER 5: The Stolen Sword )

Crossposted to jackxianto and torchwoodslash