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loveslashangst: (Sex with the boss)
Thursday, October 9th, 2008 01:19 am
Story: Ecstasy
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Very VERY Adult for slash, pseudo-science, and doing you back.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did this kind of thing would be canon and fangirls like me wouldn't need to write fanfic.
Spoilers: AU, Faithful!Verse. The promised story behind "What Goes Around..."
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's ficathon, your delectation, and Faithful's back-history. Prompts: tease, dance, truth

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
LSA: *hauls sorry ass out of bed* I've been down with the flu for three days now (two of them bad enough that I refused to go to work or anything), but I could NOT leave y'all hanging yet AGAIN.

LSA: "This is me tying up all the loose ends and setting our beloved OT3 ZOMG! on the paths they need to be on for the beginning of FAITHFUL to make any damn sense. I know that some of you will want to kill me for where I leave this. I accept and embrace that. But I also want you to keep in mind that I can't have a Happily-Ever-After now and another HEA later without seriously screwing up my own canon.

LSA: "There are a TON of hints in these five chapters for the kind of crack-tastic insanity I have planned for future Faithful. Be on the lookout and know that I LIVE to self-reference."

LSA: "And, because I haven't done it in a while, a serious THANK YOU to Ophymirage, who does all the heavy lifting when it comes to putting and keeping us up. I owe her a major debt of gratitude for the job she does as my beta (and the de facto manager of my LJ). She's delightfully sick, twisted, funny, smart, practical, and effective as hell.

(OM: "Plus I bitch at her and whine, even when she's got a 101-degree fever, that they'll kill us with pitchforks if we're late again." See what I do for you all?)

LSA: Especially because she continues to challenge my imagination and my boundaries, not only with fic recommendations, but with weird (yet oddly fascinating) stuff like this..

(OM: "Um. I just think anything is better with ninjas. Or monkeys. But there aren't any monkeys in that. There may be ninjas, though.")

Ecstasy, Chapter 5: Oblivion )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash
loveslashangst: (Captain John)
Sunday, September 28th, 2008 10:41 pm
Story: Ecstasy
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Very VERY Adult for slash, pseudo-science, remembering who you wake up with, and water sports. Not like that, ya pervs! Sheesh!
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did this kind of thing would be canon and fangirls like me wouldn't need to write fanfic.
Spoilers: AU, Faithful!Verse. The promised story behind "What Goes Around..."
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's ficathon, your delectation, and Faithful's back-history. Prompts: tease, dance, truth, SHOWER

Author's Note: Did I say 3 chapters? Um. Well. That was just a..... MADE YA LOOK! In truth, this should've been more like nine chapters, but as it is, I think I can wrap it up in five. So this relatively short chapter, one more in a week. (Sorry -- real-life stuff is still taking up my time, but that's a good thing.) I'll be back on the once-a-week schedule for Faithful after the fifth and final chapter of this.

And just to pique your interest -- chapter 5 is subtitled "Oblivion".


"Trust and you'll be trusted
Says the liar to the fool
Lust and so what if you're busted?
In love and war there ain't no rules

"Do you believe in forever?
I don't even believe in tomorrow
The only things that last forever
Are memories and sorrow

"Out of sight out of mind
The motto of betrayal
The prophets preach to forgive and forget
I'm sorry, but I am unable."
(Type O Negative)

(In which Ianto washes up, Jack cleans up, and John antes up.)

Ecstasy, Chapter 4: Shower )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash
loveslashangst: (Double Trouble)
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 11:06 pm
Story: Ecstasy
Author: Love! Slash! Angst! [livejournal.com profile] loveslashangst
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Very VERY Adult for slash, first times, Therinian lube, rough trade, and some HAWT sandwich-making.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did this kind of thing would be canon and fangirls like me wouldn't need to write fanfic.
Spoilers: AU, Faithful!Verse. The promised story behind "What Goes Around..."
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's ficathon, your delectation, and Faithful's back-history. Prompts: tease, dance, truth

Secondary warning: I make my name on slash that walks right up to the line and spits over it. This is a little rough, even for me. But if you've been a fan until now -- and a whole heapin' lot of you have been -- you know that I don't do non-con. Ever. I get close, but there's a line I won't cross. That said, the gloves, and corsets, and skivvies, and boots, and everything else, are coming off. Enjoy the knife play. I know I did.

Because as the Bard said, Jack and John "are too wise to woo peaceably." (And what I wouldn't give to see James Marsters do Beatrice's lines. "I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick -- nobody marks you.")

Author's Note: This is a comedy of errors. It was originally conceived as a fluffy bit of fun, but you know me -- I can never leave even the fluffiest bit of crack without a bit of pathos in it. To that end, we reach the climax (*giggles inappropriately*) of this tryst, and rest assured, all will be resolved in the final act. Though perhaps, not to everyone's satisfaction.

Beta's Note: I was going to write a beta's note, but instead got distracted by watching MK and her housemate making balloon animals. On webcam. You haven't lived until you've watched two women blowing up a long balloon, with a pump, on a very limited-perspective (and slightly blurry) webcam.
MK adds:
mk: A big PURPLE balloon
mk: Which they curled into a snake
mk: But its head popped.
mk: So it just looked like balls
mk: On a spiral willy.

Or maybe you just had to be there.

Ecstasy, Chapter 3: Truth )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash
loveslashangst: (Captain John)
Monday, September 8th, 2008 11:54 pm
Story: Ecstasy
Author: Melinda Kitty [livejournal.com profile] melindakitty
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Very VERY Adult for slash, first times, Therinian lube, decadent hotels, and some HAWT John/Ianto weevil-hunting. Or whatever metaphor you'd like to use. We're easy.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did this kind of thing would be canon and fangirls like me wouldn't need to write fanfic.
Spoilers: AU, Faithful!Verse. The promised story behind "What Goes Around..."
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's ficathon, your delectation, and Faithful's back-history. Prompts: tease, dance, truth

Beta's Note:
Ophymirage sez, "Mel and I would like to apologize for the delay in posting. Actually, that delay was mostly my fault, as we went through three beta drafts, and every time I reached a certain point I had to, um, stop thinking about grammar and retire for a while. Which slowed us down a bit, rather."

MelindaKitty sez, "No, srsly. She did. Even made me wait for a bit until she was ready to come back. That is when I KNEW this was Made of Win. It may piss off the Janto shippers for a little bit, but y'all will love me more in the next chappie."

"We move like cagey tigers
Oh, we couldn't get closer than this
The way we walk, the way we talk
The way we stalk, the way we kiss
We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps
Gettin' bigger and sleeker and wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let's go and throw all the songs we know
Into the sea, you and me...

"...We should have each other to tea, huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire and sleep for a while
It's the grooviest thing, it's the perfect dream..."
(The Cure)

(In which Ianto plans his first dance, Jack needs a second dance, and John wants to dance for the rest of his life.)

ECSTASY, Part 2: Dance )

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Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash
loveslashangst: (Jack Come Hither)
Saturday, August 30th, 2008 11:29 pm
Story: Ecstasy
Author: Melinda Kitty [livejournal.com profile] melindakitty
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto Jones
Rated: Teenish for flirtatious slash, polyamory, evil music, implied drug use, Barcelonan chocolate liqueur, and Jack in a.. well, why spoil it?
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did this kind of thing would be canon and fangirls like me wouldn't need to write fanfic.
Spoilers: AU, Faithful!Verse. The promised story behind "What Goes Around..."
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's ficathon, your delectation, and Faithful's back-history. Prompts: tease, dance, truth

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Like everything else I write, this wasn't supposed to be this long. I and O had entirely too much fun dressing* Jack, John, and Ianto, and I had entirely too much fun with the rotating POV. [*Again I say, the horrible, horrible things I'm forced to do as Junior Researcher. Mel: "Go forth and find me pics of hot men in gorgeous Goth clothing, so we know what the boys should look like." Me: "Sir, yes SIR!" -O]

Again, this and the two sequel chapters (the second of which will pretty much be pure porn and the third of which may be part-porn, depending) are what I consider necessary backfill, which is part of the reason why the John/Ianto pr0n that is Chapter 18 is not written yet. I needed this first. I think I know how it ends, but endings -- like everything else in my fic -- are subject to change without notice.

Enjoy the gratuitously cracky, semi-smutty first chapter.

Few things are more fun than starting with the theme of "tease".

Chapter 1: Tease )
loveslashangst: (Default)
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 09:47 pm
Story: What Goes Around...
Author: Melinda Kitty [livejournal.com profile] melindakitty
Beta: The Well-Traveled [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Rated: Kinda Teen-ish for mild sexual innuendo and some mild language. No hard cursing.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did... well... let's just say that things would be VERY different, starting with the lame-ass ending of Series 2.
Spoilers: AU. Prequel to "Faithful". No actual spoilers here, though there may be in "Ecstasy".
Summary: Teaser for "Ecstasy". (Part 1/3 to be posted this Sunday.) Assume this takes place sometime after "Countrycide" but before "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang". Tosh finds something on the internet that Jack wishes he could forget. Hilarity ensues. Fluffy and stupid.

Okay, so here's the dealio...

I'm late. Like really late. Like really really oh-my-God-there-goes-another deadline late.

And there will be no chapter 18 until Sunday.

Actually, there will be no chapter 18 Sunday either.

Why?

It's [livejournal.com profile] ophymirage's fault. She flew down for a surprise weekend. (Well, it was a surprise to ME, anyway; apparently, she's been plotting with my roommate and my Spice for the past two months.) [You guys should have seen her face when she figured it out. It was AWESOME. -O] We had a fantastic time, ate FAR too much, thoroughly enjoyed doing beading stuff at the shop, and stayed up far too late discussing fanfic.

You might think this would result in reams upon reams of notes and finished chapters?

Well, kind of.

I signed on for [livejournal.com profile] aibhinn's contest/thing with the prompt "Tease, Truth, Dance" and an OT3 ZOMG! fic. Why? Because in chapter 18 of "Faithful" I have a John/Ianto tryst, and there was an aspect of it that just bothered me incessantly, something about the relationship that I didn't quite have sorted. I couldn't identify what it was until I started thinking of this prequel!fic.

I now know what it is.

On Sunday, so will you. "Ecstasy" will be an OT3 ZOMG! prequel to "Faithful" in 3 parts.

Part 1, "Tease" will be up Sunday. I'm REALLY happy with it for many reasons. But, because it's almost double the length of a normal chapter, it's gonna take me a little longer to finish.

So, because I want to take pity on all y'all patient people, here's a little teaser:

WHAT GOES AROUND... )

Link to previous Faithful!Verse stories

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] jackxianto, [livejournal.com profile] torchwoodslash